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Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.