Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue, Its A

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.