Just My Luck, On Top Of Everything

He Just Raised The Dead With Coke And Cheeseburgers

I Named My Camel Katrina. She Was A Natural Disaster. She Slobbered Everywhere And Seemed To Think The Purple Streak In My Hair Was Some Kind Of Exotic Fruit. She Was Obsessed With Trying To Eat My Head. I Named Walt's Camel Hindenburg. He Was Almost As Large As A Zeppelin And Definitely As Full Of Gas.

Even When She Looked Scared, She Had A Lot Of Guts.

Right.” Sadie Looked Dazed. “you’ve Got A Monkey Butler. Why Not?

The Ancient Egyptians Were Not Fools, Carter. They Built The Pyramids. They Created The First Great Nation State. Their Civilization Lasted Thousands Of Years.” “yeah,” I Said. “and Now They’re Gone.