Judo Taught Me That I Am Capable

I Did What Sports Were Supposed To Be Like, And I Was Living In My Car. So You Know What, Fine. I'm Gonna Talk A Bunch Of Sh*t. I'm Gonna Pose In A Couple Of Pictures. And I'm Gonna Break A Couple Of Girl's Arms, And I'm Not Gonna Feel The Least Bit Sorry About It Because You Know What? At Least I Can Feed My Dog.

One Of My Mom's Best Lines Is... You're Not Training To Be The Best In The World, You're Training To Be The Best In The World On Your Worst Day.

My First Injury Ever Was A Broken Toe, And My Mother Made Me Run Laps Around The Mat For The Rest Of The Night. She Said She Wanted Me To Know That Even If I Was Hurt, I Was Still Fine.

Do I Ever Get Tired Of Being The First Female Everything? Not Really, I Just Happened To Be In A Position Where The Job That I Wanted Was Not Really There For Me. I Had To Create An Opportunity Instead Of Waiting For An Opportunity.

I Had A Certificate That Said, 'doctor Of Mixology, Harvard University,' That I Actually Got From Harvard University. A Friend Of Mine Was A Research Assistant Over There And It Was One Of Those Student Or University Perks And She Brought Me In On That. So I Am A Doctorate From Harvard And It Only Took Me One Afternoon.