Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks

Growing Up I Had A Lot Of Really Negative Energy In My Life From People That Were In My Life, So I Know To How To Stand Up For Myself.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

I Hate Running. I Know I'm Curvier - I Know I'm Small, But I'm Not Ripped. But I Make A Choice To Be That Way. I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.

For 'iron Man' I Had To Improv With Robert Downey Jr., Which Is Like Going Up Against Lebron In Basketball. At One Point He Stopped And Said, 'can We Give A Round Of Applause To Olivia, Because She's Rocking It Right Now.'