Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

When In Doubt, Pig Out!

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.