Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is

The Thing I Notice First About A Woman Is Her Walk. A Beautiful Woman Is Like A Race Horse-slim, Sleek And With A Beautiful Carriage.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.