Jesus Wanted Us To Be Loving And

Well, As I Was Saying... Everyone's So Nice To Me, Usually.

And It's One More Beer And I Don't Hear You Any More.

Simon Cowell And I Are Great Friends And We Wind Each Other Up. Rod Stewart And I Do The Same Thing.

I Do Like Britney Spears. I Think She's Cute. I Think She's Fun. And I Like Her Records. You Know, I'm Not A Pop Snob Whatsoever. I Think She Makes Great Pop Records.

I'm Going To Fight For Human Rights, Whether I Do It Silently Behind The Scenes Or Vocally So That I Get Locked Up. I Can't Just Sit Back; It's Not In My Nature. I Can't Sit Back And Blindly Ignore It, And I Won't.