Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

When You're In A Competitive Environment, Always Give Out The Impression That You Don't Care. It Makes People Want You More. If You Act Desperate, It's Over. I Think A Passive Attitude Is Helpful. It Comes Naturally Because I'm Lazy.

When I Do Encounter Young Women Or Aspiring Filmmakers Who Tell Me That I've Inspired Them Or That My Work Means Something To Them, That's Amazing. That's Really Exciting!

Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob When It Comes To Pop Culture, Obviously. I Love Reality Shows.

I Absolutely Relate To Being Alone In Squalor, Trying To Come Up With Something Adequate. I Relate To That, And I've Been Known To Crawl Out Of Bed And Drink Out Of A 2-liter Bottle Of Diet Coke.

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.