It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked

I Get Really Weird When I'm Not Working. I Have To Keep Working.

I Can't Say I Follow Politics Extremely Closely, But I'm Definitely Aware Of What's Going On In The World.

I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think. I'm Kind Of All Or Nothing, You Know? Either Put A Baby Inside Of Me Or Leave Me Alone.

I'm Not Super Comfortable In My Skin. I Have To Make It Work For Me, And That Usually Amounts To Making It Uncomfortable For Everyone Else.

If You Feel Like A Weirdo, It's Okay Because Weirdos Rule The World.