It Was The Single Greatest Feat I

Not After All The Time My Dad Spent Teaching Me To Switch-hit.

You Never Have To Wait Long, Or Look Far, To Be Reminded Of How Thin The Line Is Between Being A Hero Or A Goat.

There Were Things That Would Irritate Casey, But Trying Too Hard Or Getting Mad At Sitting On The Bench Weren't Among Them.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

Don't Do As I Did. I'm Living Proof Of How Not To Live.