It Was My Father Who Taught Me

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

I Think Of Myself Now As A Writer, Although I Wouldn't Go As Far As To Say 'novelist' Because That Sounds Like A Victorian Person.

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

Im Constantly Astounded By How Amazing Women Are. And As We Go Through All These Different Stages Of Life As Long As You Share Them With Others And Say, Well, This Is Bloody Weird, You Can Get Through Everything.

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.