It Was At A Vividly Bad Time

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

History Is Not Reassuring On The Subject Of The Longevity Of Seemingly Lasting Great Nations, Is It?

When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.