It Was A Lie But He Believed

A Friend Should Always Underestimate Your Virtues And An Enemy Overestimate Your Faults

I Spent My Whole Life Trying Not To Be Careless. Women And Children Can Afford To Be Careless, But Not Men.

Never Let A Domestic Quarrel Ruin A Day's Writing. If You Can't Start The Day Fresh, Get Rid Of Your Wife.

When I Was Young, Some Women Told Me They Loved Me For My Long Eyelashes. I Accepted. Later It Was For My Wit. Then For My Power And Money. Then For My Talent. Then For My Mind-deep. Ok, I Can Handle All Of It. The Only Woman Who Scares Me Is The One Who Loves Me For Myself Alone. I Have Plans For Her. I Have Poisons And Daggers And Dark Graves In Caves To Hide Her Head. She Can't Be Allowed To Live. Especially If She's Sexually Faithful And Never Lies And Always Puts Me Ahead Of Everything And Everyone.

Never Hate Your Enemies. It Affects Your Judgment.