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There Are Some Loony People In This World!

I Used To Always Sit In Church Looking Out The Windows At The Boys, Wondering If I Could Make An Excuse To Go Out And, You Know, Go To The Bathroom Because All The Outdoor Toilets. But Anyhow, I Was Only Going Out To See The Boys.

I Like To Buy Clothes That Are Two Sizes Too Small And Then Take Them In A Little.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Be A Drag Queen For Sure. I Like All That Flair And I'd Be Dressing Up In Them High Heels And Putting On The Big Hair. I'd Be Like Ru Paul.

I Love Thinking, I Love Coming Up With Great Ideas. I Just Get Excited. Sometimes If I Get A Big Idea, I'm Just Like A Kid, Like I've Found A New Toy.