It Seems There's Just No Room Left

I Married First, Won The Oscar Before Olivia (sister Olivia De Havilland) Did, And If I Die First, She'll Undoubtedly Be Livid Because I Beat Her To It!

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life. Not Just The Acting Part. I've Flown In An International Balloon Race. I've Piloted My Own Plane. I've Ridden To The Hounds. I've Done A Lot Of Exciting Things.

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

If You Keep Marrying As I Do, You Learn Everybody's Hobby.