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A Cynic Should Never Marry An Idealist. For The Cynic, Marriage Represents The Welcome End Of Romantic Life, With All Its Agony And Ecstasy. But For The Idealist, It Is Only The Beginning.

Being A Child Is Horrible. It Is Slightly Better Than Being A Tree Or A Piece Of Heavy Machinery But Not Half As Good As Being A Domestic Cat.

It Is Also Interesting To Note That The Original Supermodels Are Now Making A Comeback After Being Dismissed In The Nineties As Being 'greedy' By A Gaggle Of Male Designers Who Lived Like Sun Kings.

My Second Husband Believed I Had Such A Fickle Attitude To Friendship That Each Friday He Would Update The List Of My 'top Ten' Friends In The Manner Of A Top Of The Pops Chart Countdown.

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.