It's Two Days Until Tax Time. I

Barack Obama's Busy Moving Into The White House. Earlier Today, John Mccain Was Blowing On His Soup.

Humans Are The Only Animal Who Can Have Sex Over The Phone.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.

John Kerry Had Surgery On His Right Shoulder This Week To Repair Some Damage. It Was Pretty Bad, He Had No Feeling. It Was Almost Like He Was A Republican.

Lesbians Have Never Been More Popular.