It's The Democrats Whose Position Is That

When I Became 21, I Decided That Nobody Learned Anything About Politics After The Age Of 21.

They Tax When You Earn A Dollar, They Tax You When You Save It, They Tax You When You Invest It. If You Earn A Dividend, They Tax It Again, And If You're Stupid Enough To Die, They Steal Up To Half.

What Mae West Said About Sex Is True About Taxes. All Tax Cuts Are Good Tax Cuts; Even Bad Tax Cuts Are Good Tax Cuts.

We Plan To Pick Up Another Five Seats In The Senate And Hold The House Through Redistricting Through 2012. And Rather Than Negotiate With The Teachers’ Unions And The Trial Lawyers And The Various Leftist Interest Groups, We Intend To Break Them.

My Ideal Citizen Is The Self-employed, Homeschooling, Ira-owning Guy With A Concealed-carry Permit. Because That Person Doesn't Need The Goddamn Government For Anything.