It's Something I Always Tell Myself: 'you

All I Need In A Relationship Is Somebody To Watch Tv With Me.

I Have An Old Soul. I Don't Know Any Real-life Lingo, So I Have To Take It From Movies.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

When You Don't Have Anybody To Take Care Of You, Then You Could Go Both Ways: You Could Do Whatever You Want, Or You Could Take Charge And Be Your Own Parent.

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.