It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.