It's Only The Losers Named Dave That

Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's Ever Lived. Nobody Touches Him.

Computers Absolutely Changed My Life. Before I Had A Computer, I Had Never Written One Thing. Not One Thing. I'm A Very Bad Speller And I Was Embarrassed By That. When I Would Type, The Little Mistakes Would Make Me Nutty, And I Would Never Edit Anything.

My Whole Family Is Missing That Sports Gene. I Hope I Didn't Screw That Up By Marrying A Great Golfer.

My Whole Take On Libertarianism Is Simply That I Don't Know What's Best For Other People.

We Celebrities Are Desperate Pigs.