It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

I Don't Get All The Women That I Want... I Get All The Women That Want Me.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.