It's Not About What It Is, It's

I Am Weird, You Are Weird. Everyone In This World Is Weird. One Day Two People Come Together In Mutual Weirdness And Fall In Love.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact.

And, Now, Come To This Spot Where The Spotlight Is Hot And You'll See In The Spotlight A Juggling Jott Who Can Juggle Some Stuff You Might Think He Could Not... Such As Twenty-two Question Marks, Which Is A Lot. Also Forty-four Commas And, Also, One Dot! That's The Kind Of Circus Mcgurkus I've Got!

I Look At The World Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope.

I Meant No Harm I Most Truly Did Not, But I Had To Grow Bigger So Bigger I Got. I Biggered My Factory, I Biggered My Roads, I Biggered The Wagons, I Biggered The Loads, Of The Thneeds I Shipped Out I Was Shipping Them Forth From The South, To The East, To The West. To The North, I Went Right On Biggering Selling More Thneeds. And I Biggered My Money Which Everyone Needs.