It's Not A War On Drugs, It's

Listen, The Next Revolution Is Gonna Be A Revolution Of Ideas.

What Do You Say We Lighten Things Up And Talk About Abortion?

I Go To Dance Clubs...about Once A Year Just To Justify The Other 364 Days I Spend In My Apartment Going 'god, What Idiots!'

Let Me Tell You About Gays In The Military. I Don't Want Any Gay People Hanging Around Me While I'm Killing Kids. I Just Don't Want To See It.

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.