It's My Job, It's What I Do,

Most Difficult Thing In The World, To Write A Play. Do You Know The Story Of Shaw At The Fabian Society? H.g. Welles Said "i'm Terribly Sorry I've Missed The Last Five Meetings, I've Been Terribly Busy, I'm Engaged In Writing A Scientific Pamphlet On The Effects Of Radioactivity In 1984 And I've Produced A Novel, And Various Pieces Of Science Fiction To Do, And I've Had A Bit Of Personal Trouble, And I Had My Copy To Bring Out For The Newspaper." Shaw Leapt Up And Said, "i've Not Missed One Meeting, And I Have Written A Play!" Hardest Thing In The World. If It Were Easy They'd All Be At It.

He's A Scoundrel, Young Brad Pitt, Who Led Me, His Elderly Colleague, Astray More Than Once.

Always A Bridesmaid Never A Bride My Foot!

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.