It's Like Trying To Train An Add

I’m Too Young, Too Smart, And Too Good-looking To Die. Yeah, And Then Some. The World Needed Him To Improve The Gene Pool. Not To Mention, At Fourteen He Hadn’t Even Had His First Date Yet. He’d Only Just, This Night, Had His First Kiss. He Should Have Recognized That Alone As A Sign That The Apocalypse Was Coming And That His Death Was Imminent.’ – Nick

You’re Being Remanded Into Gourish Custody…dead. (a Partini) ‘cause Let’s Face It, Dead Was Just Easier. Or So They Thought.’ (syn)

(his Heart Clenched As She Made A Kissing Noise To Him Then Handed The Phone Back To Vane. Gods, How He Loved That Woman.) Ahh, Tally, Me Lub You Too. (vane) Shut Up, Crotch-sniffer. You’re Not Allowed To Make Lovey Noises At Me, Only My Honey Is. (talon)

Love Is Deceitful And Sublime. In Its Truest Form, It Brings Out The Best In All Beings. At Its Worse, It's A Tool Used To Manipulate And Ruin Any One Who Is Stupid Enough To Hold It. Don't Be Stupid.

Oh, Hello, Me Lovely, We Haven’t Met. Asmodeus, Demon Extraordinaire, At Your Service. Any Service You May Require, Especially Those That Involve Nudity And Adjoining Body Parts Joining Other People’s Body Parts. (asmodeus)