It's Like There's Some Unwritten Rule That

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.