It's Hard To Write A Good Play

At The Neighborhood Playhouse School Of Theatre, Sanford Meisner Said, 'when You Go Into The Professional World, At A Stock Theatre Somewhere, Backstage, You Will Meet An Older Actor, Someone Who Has Been Around Awhile. He Will Tell You Tales And Anecdotes, About Life In The Theatre. He Will Speak To You About Your Performance And The Performances Of Others, And He Will Generalize To You, Based On His Experience And His Intuitions, About The Laws Of The Stage. Ignore This Man!'

Every Reiteration Of The Idea That Nothing Matters Debases The Human Spirit.

The So-called Assault Weapons Ban Is A Hoax. It Is A Political Appeal To The Ignorant. The Guns It Supposedly Banned Have Been Illegal For 78 Years. Did The Ban Make Them 'more' Illegal? The Ban Addresses Only The Appearance Of Weapons, Not Their Operation.

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

They Say The Definition Of Ambivalence Is Watching Your Mother-in-law Drive Over A Cliff In Your New Cadillac.