It's Hard To See A Halo When

The Gratification Of A Thoughtless Pleasure Soon Evaporates; The Pleasure Of A Gratifying Thought Never Ends.

The Wheel Was Invented So We Could Move Faster. Credit Was Invented So We Would Have To.

After Our Ages-long Journey From Savagery To Civility, Let's Hope We Haven't Bought A Round-trip Ticket.

Don't Expect Other Nations To Have A Democracy Like Ours - They Don't Have Enough Lawyers.

Courtship Brings Out The Best. Marriage Brings Out The Rest.