It's Hard For Me To Know. I'll

Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!

I Just Can't Listen To Any More Wagner, You Know...i'm Starting To Get The Urge To Conquer Poland.

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.