It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially

I Am Grandiose Because I Live A Grandiose Life; What’s Wrong With That?

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

I'm Sorry, Man, But I've Got Magic. I've Got Poetry In My Fingertips. Most Of The Time - And This Includes Naps - I'm An F-18, Bro. And I Will Destroy You In The Air. I Will Deploy My Ordinance To The Ground.

I Don't Sleep. I Wait. I Sleep In Cars And On Couches. I Sleep When I Can, But When I Can't Sleep, I Just Don't, So I Figure There's A Higher Calling Keeping Me On Point That Night.