It's Better To Be Angry Without Paying

Husbands Are Chiefly Good As Lovers When They Are Betraying Their Wives.

After All, All We Demanded Was A Right To Twinkle.

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'

In Hollywood A Girl's Virtue Is Much Less Important Than Her Hairdo. You're Judged By How You Look, Not By What You Are. Hollywood's A Place Where They'll Pay You A Thousand Dollars For Kiss, And Fifty Cents For Your Soul. I Know, Because I Turned Down The First Offer Often Enough And Held Out For The Fifty.

I Learned To Walk As A Baby, And I Haven't Had A Lesson Since.