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Unless You Took Courses In Architecture, Engineering, Or Pre-med, The Rest Of Your Liberal Arts Education Hardly Prepares You For Life As The Business Warrior And Champion You Envision Yourself To Be.

Before A Show, You Might Have Aches Or Pains, Or It's A Bad Rainy Day, Or It's Too Humid. We All Complain About Stuff. But... How Do I Put This Poetically? Once It's The Roar Of The Crowd And The Smell Of The Greasepaint, Forget It. Once The Adrenaline Kicks In And Your Chest Expands, You Forget About All That.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Being Popular In Pop Culture. You Have To Be Able To Do Something. You Can Have A Good Seat At The Restaurant, But You Still Have To Pay For The Meal. Fame Is Important, But To Be Rich Is More Important.

You Have To Understand That Nothing Appeals To Everybody.

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.