It's Autumn In New York. The Colors

I Wouldn't Give My Troubles To A Monkey On A Rock.

Tomorrow Is Our Final Show. That Is Unless It Rains, And Then There Will Be A Rain Delay. We'll Probably Make It Up In A Doubleheader Around Labor Day.

President Obama And His Wife Are Going To Kenya. Donald Trump Said, 'while You're There, Pick Up Your Birth Certificate.'

I'm Very Resourceful. I'd Be Good In Prison. I'd Be Good In A Shipwreck. I'd Make A Great Hostage.

The Catholic Church Has A Tough New Policy On Child Molestors: Three Strikes And You're A Cardinal.