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It's Amazing That The Amount Of News That Happens In The World Every Day Always Just Exactly Fits The Newspaper.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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It's Amazing That The Amount Of News

Jerry Seinfeld
It's Amazing That The Amount Of News That Happens In The World Every Day Always Just Exactly Fits The Newspaper.
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