It's Always Funny To Find What People's

Just Always Be Extremely Respectful, Was Something That Was Drilled Into Me, Which I Think Probably Prevented Me From Having Sex For A Good Seven Years Longer Than It Should Have.

People Don't Usually Wanna Kill Me For One Of My Movies Until After They've Paid 12 Bucks For It.

I Always Thought Realistic Was A Better Way To Explain Things That Were "dramedies" Because Life Is Like That. It's Funny, It's Dramatic And To Me That's How I See It.

Please Don't Wear Skinny Jeans If You Don't Have Skinny Genes.

It's Not Dying You Need To Be Afraid Of, It's Never Having Lived In The First Place.