It's Also A Terrible Kind Of Sentiment

It's Unfiltered Conversation And I Love It. I Also Like To Argue With Children, So It's The Perfect Platform For Me.

I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.

Men Don’t Realize That If We’re Sleeping With Them On The First Date, We’re Probably Not Interested In Seeing Them Again Either.

David Hasselhoff Was Hospitalized After Falling Off The Wagon Again. He Probably Got Used To Drinking Too Much, Because For Years He Never Had To Worry About Driving Anywhere - His Car Drove Itself.

When I Don't Know What To Do, I Just Open My Mouth. Why Won't Anyone Date Me?