It's A Terrible Thing For A Man

Studies Have Shown That An Ant Can Carry One Hundred Times Its Own Weight, But There Is No Known Limit To The Lifting Power Of The Average Tiny Eighty-year-old Spanish Peasant Grandmother.

Pets Are Always A Great Help In Times Of Stress. And In Times Of Starvation Too, O'course.

You Haven't Really Been Anywhere Until You've Got Back Home.

Life Is Just Chemicals. A Drop Here, A Drip There, Everything's Changed. A Mere Dribble Of Fermented Juices And Sudenlly You're Going To Live Another Few Hours.

Be Careful What You Wish For. You Never Know Who Will Be Listening.