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The Thing About Football - The Important Thing About Football - Is That It Is Not Just About Football.

The Librarian Was Not Familiar With Love, Which Had Always Struck Him As A Bit Ethereal And Soppy, But Kindness, On The Other Hand, Was Practical. You Knew Where You Were With Kindness, Especially If You Were Holding A Pie It Had Just Given You.

You Know I've Never Agreed With Baths. Sittin' Around In Your Own Dirt Like That.

Nanny Ogg Never Did Any Housework Herself, But She Was The Cause Of Housework In Other People.

The Jurisdiction Of A Good Man Extends To The End Of The World.