It's A Shame To Be Called "educated"

Misery Is The Company Of Lawsuits.

Languages Exist By Arbitrary Institutions And Conventions Among Peoples; Words, As The Dialecticians Tell Us, Do Not Signify Naturally, But At Our Pleasure.

One Inch Of Joy Surmounts Of Grief A Span, Because To Laugh Is Proper To The Man.

The Probity That Scintillizes In The Superfices Of Your Persons Informs My Ratiocinating Faculty, In A Most Stupendous Manner, Of The Radiant Virtues Latent Within The Precious Caskets And Ventricles Of Your Minds.

The Belly Has No Ears Nor Is It To Be Filled With Fair Words.