It Is The Law Of Life That

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

It`s Important To Know Where You`ve Come From So That You Can Know Where You`re Going. I Probably Chose My Profession Because I Was Seeking Approval, Adulation, Admiration And Affection.