It Is No Bad Thing To Be

Oall The Creatures That Creep And Breathe On Earth, There Is None More Wretched Than Man.

Rock Stars, Is There Anything They Don't Know?

And Bear Unmov'd The Wrongs Of Base Mankind, The Last, And Hardest, Conquest Of The Mind.

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

You Ought Not To Practice Childish Ways, Since You Are No Longer That Age.