It Is Just As Painful To Me

The Right, Like Pat Buchanan And Rush Limbauggh, Use Women And The Black Man And The Hispanic Immigrant And The Gay Man As A Scapgoat For Society's Ills. They Pretend It's About Traditional Family Values, But That's A Bullshit Phrase That Means Nothing To Me. They Like To Use Us All. They Use Pro-life As A Way To Hate Women And Slam Women, Dressed Up In The Nobility Of Saving Unborn Fetuses. I Think It's Just Misogyny.

There's Been Times When I Have Actually Had Sex Indoors. And Then You Kind Of Sober Up A Little When It's Over. I Become Like A Bartender At 2 Am. Ok, People, Let's Move It Out! Yeah, You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Listening To Your Tape, I Was Reminded Of This Poem. It Has The Central Question: Is It Harder To Count On Someone Or To Know That You're Being The One Counted Upon? Anyway, There's This Part That Goes: If Equal Affection Cannot Be, Then Let The More Loving One Be Me. Have You Ever Read That One? It's One Of My Favorites.

I Actually Was Class Clown, But I Don't Know How That Happened Because I've Never Been Considered An Outwardly Funny Person-as The People In This Room Will Attest.