It Is Impossible For An Abortion Clinic

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

I Think We Overrate Ourselves In Terms Of Our Abilities And Capacities. I Mean, Just Because You Can Build A Really Swell Bridge Doesn't, To My Way Of Thinking, Mean That You're An Advanced Civilization.

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

Energy Experts Have Announced The Development Of A New Fuel Made From Human Brain Tissue. It's Called Assohol.