It Is Great To Be A Blonde.

Sex Makes You Get Real.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

It Was Just The Sort Of Yatch You'd Expect A Rock Promoter To Have. Mirrored Ceilings, Marble, Jacuzzis And Leopard-skin Everything, It Made The Merely Vulgar Seem Commonplace.

The Rock-star Thing Became Very Destructive, Like, Wow. I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. I Just Kind Of Became That Thing. The Hair, That Rock-star Kind Of Lifestyle, Just Living A Dream. It Kind Of Took Over. It Started Out Very Innocent And Then I Turned Into A Cartoon Character. And I Started To Feel Like A Cartoon Character.

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.