It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

Limousines Used To Be Reserved For The Ruling Class, Or, On Special Occasions, For The Working Class. Today, Limousines Are Like Taxicabs With The Door Handles Still Intact.

It Is Difficult To Single Out One Sport Over Another, But If I Have To Name One In My Separation Suit, It Will Undoubtedly Be Football.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.