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If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

Men Who Have Much To Say Use The Fewest Words.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

Half Of The Troubles Of This Life Can Be Traced To Saying Yes Too Quickly And Not Saying No Soon Enough.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.