It Helps To Be Stupid If You're

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.

The Future Is Much Like The Present, Only Longer.

It (his Contract) Has Options Through The Year 2020 Or Until The Last Rocky Movie Is Made.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A Baseball Player. He Said Things Like 'nevertheless' And 'if, In Fact.