It Happens; Incompetence Is Rewarded More Often

Now I Know What It Is Like To Feel Like A Total Idiot.

I Know Family Comes First, But Shouldn't That Mean After Breakfast?

I Enjoyed Watching Good-looking Idiots Looking At Each Other. A Great Spectator Sport.

Weren't We All Crazy In Our Sleep? What Was Sleep, After All, But The Process By Which We Dumped Our Insanity Into A Dark Subconscious Pit And Came Out On The Other Side Ready To Eat Cereal Instead Of Our Neighbor's Children?

What To Wear? I Could Think Of No Guidelines On What We Were Wearing This Season To A Party Forced On You To Celebrate An Unwanted Engagement That Might Turn Into A Violent Confrontation With A Vengeful Maniac. Clearly Brown Shoes Were Out, But Beyond That Nothing Really Seemed De Rigueur.